Things you don't hear in Florida:

1. Trader Joe's
2. It's on the other side of that mountain
3. Pour me a glass of "Two Buck Chuck"
4. Is my wetsuit dry?
5. Potstickers and Dunkers (from Trader Joe's)
6. Where's my socks?
7. Let's go to the vineyard
8. Not surfing today. I need rest from surfing so many days in a row.
9. What's A/C?
10. Don't go over the cliff
11. Sleeper waves
12. Let's go to Patagonia and buy a baselayer
13. My skin is dry
14. Watch out for rock slides